7 Your Boyfrined Jokes

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Jun 01 2025

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My boyfriend said he wanted to spice things up. So, I bought him a pepper spray and said, 'Let the seasoning begin!
My boyfriend thinks he's a computer genius. Every time I have a problem, he tells me to turn it off and on again – even our relationship!
My boyfriend said he's reading a book on anti-gravity. I told him, 'Good, maybe then your stuff will stop floating all over the place!
My boyfriend said he's a time traveler. I asked him to prove it by doing something nice for me yesterday – he's still working on it!
My boyfriend said he's on a seafood diet. I thought he meant he eats fish, but he clarified, 'No, I see food, and I eat it!
My boyfriend claims he can make me laugh without saying a word. He was right – he handed me a mirror!
My boyfriend said he wants a break in our relationship. So, I bought him a Kit-Kat and said, 'Have a great time!

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