7 Your Boyfriend Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 10 2024

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My boyfriend said he wanted to be treated like a king. So I got him a throne – now he's the 'King of the Remote Control.
I asked my boyfriend what he wants for his birthday. He said, 'A break.' So, I'm giving him a Kit-Kat.
My boyfriend is like a fine wine – he gets better with time, and sometimes, he leaves me with a headache.
My boyfriend thinks he's a stand-up comedian. I think he's just a sit-down tragedy.
My boyfriend said he wanted to be treated like a baby. So I put him in a crib – now he's my 'cry-baby.
My boyfriend is like a computer. Sometimes he freezes, and I have to turn him off and on again.
I told my boyfriend he should embrace his inner child. Now he's building pillow forts and asking for juice boxes.

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