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My boyfriend asked me to send him an email, and I was like, "Sure, what's your email address?" He goes, "Oh, it's still on Yahoo." Yahoo? I felt like I was typing out a message to the last member of a dying species. It's like communicating through carrier pigeons, but with more spam.
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I told my boyfriend I'd get him a new email address, something modern and sleek. He looked at me like I suggested he should start carrier pigeon messaging. Come on, babe, it's time to let go of the Yahoo, or at least upgrade to Gmail and join us in the 21st century.
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My boyfriend said he loves the simplicity of his Yahoo email. I told him, "Babe, life is complicated enough. We don't need an email service that looks like it's stuck in the '90s. It's time to upgrade and stop living in email Jurassic Park.
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So, my boyfriend's email is still on Yahoo. I asked him why, and he said it's for the nostalgia. Nostalgia? What's next, bringing back the AOL instant messenger for a trip down memory lane? I can already hear the dial-up tone in my nightmares.
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I found out my boyfriend still uses Yahoo when he asked me to "Yahoo" something for him. I didn't know people still used "Yahoo" as a verb. I felt like I was transported back to a time when searching the web meant asking Jeeves.
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I recently discovered my boyfriend still uses Yahoo for his emails. I was like, "Babe, we need to talk." I mean, how am I supposed to trust a man who willingly chooses a Yahoo email address? It's like he's saying, "I want my data to be as secure as a sock drawer.
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I asked my boyfriend if he could forward me an important email, and he said, "Sure, it's in my Yahoo inbox." I waited for the carrier pigeon to arrive with the message, thinking, "Wow, this is high-tech communication at its finest.
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My boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future when suddenly he interrupts me, saying, "Hold on, babe, I just got an important email on Yahoo." I didn't know important emails still existed on Yahoo. I thought it was just a platform for spam and forgotten passwords.
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You know, I was checking my boyfriend's internet browser history the other day, and I noticed he still uses Yahoo. I mean, Yahoo? Is he stuck in a time machine from the early 2000s? I half-expect him to log in with his dial-up connection.
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