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I got a note saying, "You smell bad." I appreciate the honesty, but it's not like I have a fragrance consultant on speed dial. Maybe I should hire one – "Eau de Regret" might not be the vibe I'm going for.
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Got a message that said, "You smell bad." Well, I guess my secret mission to become a human air freshener is going according to plan. Move over, lavender-scented candles – here comes the eau de self-awareness.
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Someone told me, "You smell bad," and I thought, "Well, at least I'm consistent." I like to think of it as my unique way of keeping people at a social distance. It's not personal; it's just my aromatic bubble.
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You ever get a note that says, "You smell bad"? It's like receiving a wake-up call from your own nostrils. I guess I need to step up my personal scent game – or maybe just invest in a stronger air freshener for my self-esteem.
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So, apparently, I smell bad. But I've got to give credit to my nose – it's doing a great job working overtime, constantly reminding me that I need to invest in better deodorant or maybe just relocate to a fragrance-free island.
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You know, someone once told me, "You smell bad." I was like, "Wow, thanks for that insightful observation. I thought I was just practicing my own unique fragrance – I call it 'Eau de Oops, I forgot to put on deodorant.'
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I got a note from my ghost writer, and it said, "You smell bad." I didn't realize I had a ghost writer for my personal hygiene. I mean, if they're so good at notes, maybe they should leave one for my laundry too!
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I found out I smell bad. My first thought was, "Who has been sniffing me?" Turns out, it was just a helpful note. But hey, at least I have a reliable odor notification system now – who needs alarms when you have brutally honest friends?
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The other day, I received a note that said, "You smell bad." Well, you know you've hit a new low when even your stationary is throwing shade at you. I guess even my notepad wants me to take a shower.
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