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You know what's a sure bet in life? Awkward situations. I swear, if awkwardness was an Olympic sport, I'd have a gold medal by now. I was at a party the other day, and I tried to do that cool, casual lean against the wall. You know, like they do in the movies? Well, the wall wasn't as sturdy as I thought, and next thing I know, I'm doing the limbo under a collapsing bookshelf. Someone yelled, "You betcha, he's setting a new record!" Yeah, a record for the most embarrassing moment in party history.
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I've been trying to adopt the 'You Betcha' philosophy in my life. You know, staying positive no matter what. So, I walk into work one day, and my boss says, "We're downsizing, but you betcha, it's an opportunity for personal growth!" Personal growth? I didn't sign up for the Bonsai Tree Club; I just wanted a paycheck. I tried telling my landlord the 'You Betcha' philosophy when rent was due. Let's just say, he wasn't as enthusiastic about my positive outlook.
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You ever meet those people who are just overly optimistic about everything? Like, no matter what happens, they're like, "Oh, you betcha, everything's gonna be great!" I'm convinced they have a secret society called the 'You Betcha Believers.' They probably have a secret handshake, but it's just a really enthusiastic high five. I tried joining once, but I failed the entrance exam. They handed me a broken umbrella and said, "You betcha, it's a beautiful day!" I was standing there in the pouring rain, like, "Um, guys, I think we have a difference of opinion on what 'beautiful' means.
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Dating is a lot like a game show, especially when you're trying to impress someone with the 'You Betcha' attitude. I took a date to a fancy restaurant, and the waiter handed us the menus. I looked at the prices and thought, "You betcha, I can afford this." But my wallet was giving me a different answer. I tried to play it cool, pretending I was totally okay with ordering the water and breadsticks. My date looked at me and said, "You betcha, this is a unique dining experience." Yeah, unique because we were the only ones eating invisible food.
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