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I accidentally stepped on a yen coin. Now I have a little 'change' in my sole!
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I tried to pay for my sushi with a yen bill. The chef said, 'That's not gonna 'roll' here!
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I asked the sushi chef if he accepts yen. He said, 'Of course, it's our favorite roll-ing currency!
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I told my friend I invested in yen. He said, 'You're putting all your eggs in one Japan basket!
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Why did the yen apply for a job at the comedy club? It wanted to earn some 'laughs'!
Yen for Adventure
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I've always wanted to be an adventurous person, you know, someone who travels the world and experiences new cultures. But every time I check my bank account, it turns out I've got more of a yen for sitting on the couch and watching travel shows.
Yen-thusiastic Bargain Hunting
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I'm a big fan of bargain hunting. You know you've hit rock bottom when you find yourself negotiating with the cashier over the price of a candy bar. I mean, come on, give me a discount – I've got yen to spare!
Yen-tle Reminder
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Life is like a coin – you can spend it any way you want, but you can only spend it once. Unless you're dealing with yen, then you spend it, and it feels like it multiplies in your wallet. It's the only currency that defies the laws of financial physics!
Yen Yoga
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I tried to do some financial yoga the other day – you know, just to stretch my budget. But instead of finding balance, all I discovered is that my bank account has been doing the downward yen!
Yen and the Single Life
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Being single is a lot like the yen – it's lonely, and it seems like no one wants to take you out. I'm starting to think that maybe I need to spice things up. Maybe I'll go on a date and pay with yen – because nothing says romance like counting out coins at the end of the night!
Yen-tertaining Investments
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I thought about investing in the stock market, but then I realized I can't even predict the outcome of a coin flip, let alone the yen's rollercoaster ride! I guess I'll just stick to my investments in Netflix – you know, the only binge-watching currency I understand.
Yen-tastic Diet
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I decided to go on a yen-tastic diet. It's simple – every time I think about ordering takeout, I just imagine those yen bills disappearing faster than my willpower when faced with a dessert menu!
Yen and Now
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They say time is money, but with the way my schedule is going, it feels more like yen is money. I'm constantly calculating how much each minute of my time is worth, and let me tell you, it's not much. I'm basically living on yen-minutes!
Yen-ius Problems
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You ever notice how the Japanese currency is called the yen? I mean, they've got this whole economic system based on the yen, but I can't help but think it's just their way of saying, We've got 99 problems, but a yen ain't one!
Yen-tervention
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My friends had an intervention for me the other day. They said I needed to get my life together, stop spending money on useless things. But I told them, Guys, it's not me; it's the yen-tire financial system that's messed up! They didn't buy it, but hey, at least I tried to blame someone else for my shopping habits!
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