7 Xmas Party Jokes

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Updated on: Nov 14 2024

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised—just like our Xmas tree!
Why did Santa take up gardening after the Xmas party? He wanted to hoe, hoe, hoe!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire at a Xmas party? Frostbite!
I asked Santa for a puppy at the Xmas party. Instead, I got a sweater. Not what I meant by 'bark' for Christmas!
What do you call Santa when he loses his pants at the Xmas party? Saint Knickerless!
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke at the Xmas party, but you didn't like it.
My friend asked me how I prepare for a Xmas party. I told him, 'I sleigh it!

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