17 Jokes About Ww3

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Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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What's WW3's favorite type of music? Missiletoe-nail Symphony!
What did the general say to the soldier who slept through the alarm in WW3? You missed the call of duty!
What's a soldier's favorite movie in WW3? Gone with the Grenade!
What's a general's favorite drink in WW3? Grenade-ade!
Why did the spy break up with their calculator during WW3? It just wasn't adding up!
Why don't tanks like to play cards in WW3? Because of all the cheetahs!
How does a submarine say goodbye in WW3? It waves!

WW3? Oh, that's just my neighbor's third attempt at winning the 'World's Worst Wannabe' award. He's really committed to it!

I panicked when I heard about WW3. Then I realized it's just a global competition for the World's Weirdest 3-legged Races. Who knew hopping could be so intense?

WW3? Oh, I thought it was the third installment of 'Worldwide Whisker Wars.' Cats with mustaches battling it out for global domination!

I heard about WW3 and thought, Is this a new online abbreviation? Turns out, it's just a worldwide conference on What to Watch in 3D. I was way off!

WW3? More like 'Why Wait 3 more episodes for season 3?' I've got priorities!

I was sweating buckets when I heard about WW3. Then I realized it stands for World's Weirdest Watermelon War, where countries fight using only oversized fruit. Sign me up for the seed-spitting battalion!

WW3? I was worried until I found out it's just 'Worldwide Waffle Wednesday,' and I'm all for that tasty peace treaty!

When they mentioned WW3, I was ready to trade my phone for a bunker. Turns out, it's just a massive game of Who Wants 3rd Dessert? Count me in!

WW3? That's just the third time my grandma accidentally sent 'Wet Wipes' in her text messages. She's still mastering emojis!

I panicked when I heard about WW3. Then I realized it's just a big meeting for people who can't stand in line without whispering about the weather. Phew, close call!

The Only WW3 We Want is 'Wacky Weekends with 3 Puppies!' I'll sign up for that draft any day!

You know, when I first heard WW3, I was ready to run for cover. But turns out, it's just World War Whimsy, where nations battle it out with dad jokes and marshmallow fluff.

WW3? I thought that was the wifi password at the new coffee shop! Turns out, it's a bit more intense.

I panicked when I heard WW3 was trending. But then I found out it's just a new reality show called World's Weirdest Walruses 3. Who knew those tusks could cause so much drama?

WW3? That's just my Uncle Walter's third wedding! We're placing bets on whether the cake will survive the toast this time.

I was sweating bullets when I heard about WW3. Then I realized it's just Wacky Weather Week 3. Turns out, it's a competition for the most unpredictable forecasts.

WW3? More like 'Weekend Without 3G'—now that's a real catastrophe!

I heard about WW3 and thought, Wow, the sequel to 'Worldwide Waffle Wars 2' is getting intense! But then I realized it's not syrup and butter flying around; it's something else entirely.

WW3? Oh, I thought it was 'Where's Waldo 3: The Worldwide Wanderer'—I was ready to hunt him down with a magnifying glass!

I heard WW3 was happening and thought, Oh great, another sequel! But then I realized it's not a blockbuster; it's more like a big-budget game of tag... with missiles.

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