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I've got so many wrinkles; I'm considering getting sponsored by an accordion company. My face is like a musical instrument expressing the symphony of my life... or maybe just my excessive laughter.
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You ever get a wrinkle and wonder if it's from laughter or just the stress of adulting? It's like a philosophical debate every time I notice a new line. "Is this from a hilarious joke or paying bills?
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I've got more laugh lines than a comedy club ticket booth. It's a constant reminder that, despite life's challenges, I'm still finding reasons to giggle. Wrinkles: the badges of honor for surviving the sitcom of existence.
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Wrinkles are just nature's way of saying, "Congratulations, you survived another decade!" It's like a personal high-five from time itself. Although, I could do without the forehead high-fives.
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Wrinkles are the only thing that multiplies faster than rabbits. One day you're smooth as a baby's bottom, and the next, you're negotiating with a fine network of lines. It's like trying to outpace a snail on the aging highway.
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You ever notice how wrinkles are like the roadmap of life on your face? I looked in the mirror and thought I had Google Maps etched on my forehead. "Take a left at the laugh lines, and you'll find wisdom.
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Wrinkles are like bookmarks for your memories. Each line tells a story, and my forehead is a library of questionable decisions. "Chapter 27: That time I tried to cut my own hair and failed spectacularly.
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You know you're getting older when you start finding new wrinkles every time you smile. It's like, "Hey there, Mr. Crow's Feet. Didn't see you last time I grinned like a maniac. Welcome to the party!
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Wrinkles are like the rings of a tree, but for humans. You can tell someone's age by counting the lines on their face. I tried that at a party once, and they thought I was playing connect-the-dots. Awkward.
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