5 Jokes For Wound Up

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 10 2024

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Hyperactive Barista

Dealing with customers before their morning coffee
I had a customer who was so wound up, he ordered an espresso and asked for a side of adrenaline. I told him, 'Sorry, we only serve caffeine-induced excitement here.'

Frantically Organized Event Planner

Dealing with last-minute changes at a wedding
I had a bride who was so wound up about everything being perfect that she wanted to reschedule the wedding because the weather forecast said it might rain. I told her, 'Listen, if you can control the weather, we've got bigger problems to solve than a little rain on your big day.'

High-Strung Tour Guide

Leading a group of tourists who are more interested in selfies than historical facts
I took my group to see this ancient monument, and they were more interested in finding the perfect filter than appreciating the architecture. I felt like saying, 'This place is thousands of years old, but sure, Valencia is nice too.'

Overly Energetic Personal Trainer

Trying to motivate someone who just woke up
I told my personal trainer I wanted to get in shape, and he said, 'Great! Let's work on those abs!' I said, 'I was actually thinking more of the shape of a donut.'

Aggressively Cheerful Librarian

Shushing noisy library patrons during storytime
During storytime, a kid asked if the library had a 'quiet zone.' I said, 'Kid, this entire library is a quiet zone. You're basically standing in the library's version of the VIP section.'

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