9 World Peace Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 17 2025

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I tried to make a sandwich for world peace. Turns out, it's hard to spread harmony when you're dealing with peanut butter!
I told my friend I'm training to be a peacemaker. They said, 'You must be a great chef then!
I tried to meditate for world peace, but my inner peace was on vacation!
I told my computer I wanted world peace. Now it just keeps showing me pictures of empty beaches!
I tried to teach my cat about world peace, but it just stared at me like I was from another planet!
I asked my friend to define world peace in one word. He said, 'Impossible.' I replied, 'Challenge accepted!
I organized a peace marathon. The only rule? No running, just good vibes!
I used to be friends with all the continents, but then they asked me to choose sides. I said, 'I'm out, world peace!
I tried to start a band for world peace, but they said we needed a better drummer for diplomacy.

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