5 Jokes For Working Mom

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Updated on: Jun 24 2025

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The Conference Call Conundrum

Juggling professional life and parenting at home
Trying to convince your boss that the crashing sound in the background is just the sound of your productivity reaching new heights. It's not chaos; it's the symphony of a well-balanced work-life blend. At least, that's what I keep telling myself.

Morning Madness

Balancing breakfast and chaos
I told my kids I'm a morning person. They laughed. I guess "morning person" now means someone who can say "Good morning" without sounding like they want to crawl back into bed.

The Grocery Store Gauntlet

Surviving grocery shopping with kids
Grocery shopping with kids is like participating in a high-stakes negotiation. "If you behave, we can get cookies." It's like playing "Let's Make a Deal," but the prizes are snacks and the costumed host is me in yoga pants.

Bedtime Battles

Navigating the bedtime battlefield
I tried reading a bedtime story to my kids, but they kept interrupting with plot twists of their own. Apparently, Goldilocks now breaks into houses not for porridge but for pizza parties. It's a bedtime story for the modern, pizza-loving child.

The Carpool Chronicles

Navigating traffic and parenting
Carpooling with other moms is a great way to learn new languages. You start with basic carpool lingo like "I'll pick up yours today if you get mine tomorrow," but it quickly evolves into a complex system of eye rolls and eyebrow raises that only moms can decipher.

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