5 Jokes About Workers

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 09 2024

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Office Drone's Dilemma

The eternal struggle between the desire for a promotion and the love for the snooze button.
I asked my boss for a raise, and he told me to climb the corporate ladder. Little did he know, I was hoping for an escalator.

Coffee Shop Conundrum

Trying to stay awake during the day while simultaneously convincing yourself that a fifth cup of coffee won't lead to a caffeine-induced existential crisis.
Coffee: the only legal way to dose yourself with motivation every morning. Unless you count tequila.

Construction Worker Chronicles

Balancing the desire to build things with the realization that sometimes you're just building someone else's dream (or nightmare).
My boss told me I have a great attitude. I think he meant I'm really good at pretending I'm not tired of digging holes.

Retail Reality

Navigating the complex world of customer service without losing your sanity or the ability to fake a smile.
If patience is a virtue, then working in retail is basically a crash course in becoming a saint. Or developing a strong appreciation for therapy.

Freelancer's Fantasy

The fine line between enjoying the freedom of working from home and trying not to become one with your couch.
The only suit I wear to work now is a birthday suit. HR hasn't complained yet.

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