5 Work One Liners Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 05 2024

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The Remote Worker

Trying to stay productive in a non-office environment
I thought working from home would give me more time for personal projects. Turns out, my most significant project is trying to figure out how to unmute myself without sounding like I'm wrestling a bag of chips.

The Boss

Balancing authority and approachability
I tried team-building exercises at work. I said, 'Let's do a trust fall!' Now HR won't stop calling me. Apparently, it's not appropriate to test trust when you're working remotely. Who knew?

The Office Gossip

Spreading rumors without getting caught
I heard a juicy rumor about a promotion. I can't confirm it, but I can confidently spread it and hope for the best. If I'm wrong, I'll just blame it on my 'unreliable sources.'

The Overworked Employee

Juggling too many tasks and deadlines
I asked for a day off, and my boss said, 'Sure, just make sure to check emails.' I guess 'day off' is just code for 'change your scenery but don't you dare relax.' The elusive work-life balance strikes again.

The Intern

Eager to impress but clueless about everything
I overheard my coworkers talking about 'workflow.' I thought it was a trendy dance move, so during a meeting, I stood up and said, 'Who's ready for the workflow?' Let's just say my career is now two steps back.

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