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Ever notice that in work meetings, there's always that one person who's addicted to acronyms? They throw them around like confetti at a New Year's Eve party. I'm just sitting there, decoding messages like I'm in a secret spy mission.
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The length of a work meeting is directly proportional to the likelihood of someone bringing in a tray of stale donuts. It's like they're trying to bribe us into pretending that we enjoyed the last hour of our lives.
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In work meetings, there's always that one person who's a master of passive-aggressive email etiquette. You know, the one who can turn "per my last email" into a lethal weapon. It's like playing chess with words, and they're always three moves ahead.
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Work meetings are like the Bermuda Triangle of productivity. You walk in with a to-do list, and suddenly, your tasks mysteriously disappear, never to be seen again. It's like the meeting room has its own gravitational pull for productivity.
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You know you're in a never-ending work meeting when you start daydreaming about what your pet cat is doing at home. I've planned out entire feline sitcoms in my head during those epic sagas.
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Work meetings are the only place where the phrase "Let's circle back" actually means "I have no idea what we're talking about, but I hope someone else figures it out by the time we revisit this later.
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Work meetings are the only place where a "quick update" feels more like a Netflix series with multiple seasons. I'm waiting for someone to hand out popcorn and start selling tickets to the next episode.
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You ever notice how in work meetings, everyone suddenly becomes an expert in doodling? I mean, I've seen some intricate masterpieces on meeting agendas that make the Mona Lisa look like a stick figure.
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Have you ever noticed how the temperature in the meeting room is always a mystery? It's like the thermostat is controlled by a secret committee, and their mission is to keep us on our toes – or at least our frozen toes.
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