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The Overzealous Spelling Bee Champ
Overusing and overemphasizing the "word of the day" in every sentence, annoying everyone around.
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Decided to label everything as "lollygagging" around the office. Coffee machine taking too long? It's lollygagging. Elevator stuck between floors? Definitely lollygagging. Now, people avoid me, fearing I'll classify them as lollygaggers.
The Literalist Linguist
Taking the "word of the day" too literally and causing confusion.
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Attempted to incorporate "flibbertigibbet" into a conversation about fashion. "That dress is such a flibbertigibbet!" Now, people think I've coined a new trend, and fashionistas everywhere are trying to decode the flibber-chic style.
The Forgetful Scholar
Constantly forgetting the "word of the day" and trying to cover it up with absurd alternatives.
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Tried to impress my professor with my extensive vocabulary but drew a complete blank on "peregrinate." Ended up telling him I've been known to peregrinate to the fridge in search of snacks. Close enough, right?
The Slang Maestro
Infusing the "word of the day" into modern slang and realizing it doesn't quite fit.
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Decided to use "sesquipedalian" to describe a party. "Last night was so sesquipedalian; everyone was using big words and no one knew what was happening." Turns out, sophisticated vocabulary doesn't make a party, and I'm still uninvited.
The Language Enthusiast
Trying to incorporate the "word of the day" into casual conversation without sounding pretentious.
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My friend challenged me to use the word "lollygag" in a business meeting. Let's just say my boss wasn't too thrilled when I suggested we shouldn't lollygag around with the new project. Now, I'm lollygagging my way to the unemployment line.
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