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What do you call a group of women fighting for equal rights? She-nanigans!
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Did you hear about the woman who refused to walk through revolving doors? She didn't want to go in circles like gender equality!
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Why did the woman refuse to go to the art museum? She didn't want to see 'framed' stereotypes!
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Why did the woman bring a map to the gender equality conference? To navigate through the stereotypes!
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Did you hear about the woman who refused to play cards? She didn't want to deal with inequality!
The Thermostat Tussle
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I support women's rights, but can we all agree to a ceasefire on the thermostat wars? It's a constant battleground. I set it to a comfortable temperature, and suddenly, I'm under siege. I feel like I need a negotiation team just to make it through the night without freezing or melting.
Battle of the Bathroom
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You know, they say women fought for their rights, but I swear, the real battlefield is the bathroom. Ladies, you've turned it into a war zone with all those products! I opened the cabinet the other day, and it was like a beauty supply store exploded in there. I needed a map just to find the toothpaste.
The Remote Revolution
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Women fought for their rights, and now they've infiltrated the last bastion of male dominance—the TV remote. Every time I want to watch something, it's like I'm negotiating a peace treaty. You had action last night, it's rom-com time! I just want to see explosions, not emotions!
The Laundry Liberation
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I support women's rights, absolutely. But can we talk about laundry for a moment? I thought the revolution would bring an end to the sock-pairing struggle, but it turns out, even equality can't solve the mystery of the missing sock. Where do they go? Is there a secret sock society plotting against us?
Dish Duty Dilemmas
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I'm all for women's rights, but I didn't realize it included equal rights to leave dishes in the sink. I thought we were striving for a utopia, but every night, I find myself in front of a tower of dirty dishes, contemplating whether this is what gender equality looks like.
Remote Control Recon
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I support women's rights, but did we have to infiltrate the remote control with a whole army of tiny buttons? It's like a secret society designed it to baffle us. There are more buttons on there than I have brain cells, and every time I touch it, I feel like I accidentally launched a satellite. What happened to just changing channels?
GPS for Equality
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I heard women wanted equal rights, and I'm all for it, but sometimes I think they took it a bit too literally. My girlfriend got a GPS, and now she insists on equal driving time. I never signed up for a co-pilot! I just want to get lost in peace.
The Fridge Fracas
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Equality in the kitchen is great, but I never anticipated the fridge rearrangement as a consequence. Now, finding the milk is like a treasure hunt. I open the fridge expecting to grab the orange juice, and suddenly, I'm in Narnia. Where are the leftovers? Where's my sandwich? It's like a culinary magic trick.
Closet Conundrums
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Women fought for equal rights in the workplace, and that's fantastic. But can someone explain why their victory spilled over into the closet? It's like my clothes are refugees in their own home. My shirts are squished between dresses and jackets, and I have to file a petition just to reclaim a hanger.
Hair Dryer Diplomacy
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Women fought for their rights, and now every morning feels like a diplomatic negotiation over bathroom time. It used to be my sanctuary, but now, there's a peace treaty on shower minutes, and I'm just hoping to get out alive. And don't even get me started on the hair dryer—suddenly, it's a precious resource in high demand.
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