9 Jokes For Womb

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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Why was the womb the best party host? It knew how to 'conceive' a good time!
Why was the womb always punctual? It knew how to keep a 'uterine' schedule!
Why was the womb the best storyteller? It had nine months to 'gestate' the perfect tale!
Why did the womb become a musician? It wanted to play the 'uterus'!
Why did the baby stay quiet in the womb? Because it didn't want to be heard before its 'delivery' date!
Why did the womb hire a decorator? To give it a 'womb' with a view!
Why was the womb always the best at hide-and-seek? Because it had the perfect 'inner' hiding spot!
Why did the womb join the gym? To work on its 'core' strength!
Why did the womb get an award? Because it was outstanding in its 'field'!

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