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You ever notice how witches always ride broomsticks? I mean, talk about being environmentally conscious. Forget electric scooters, these witches have been cruising on renewable energy for centuries!
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Have you ever thought about how witches must have the ultimate work-from-home setup? I mean, they've got the cauldron brewing, the broomstick parked, and a black cat to keep them company. Forget Zoom meetings; they're having mystical Skype sessions.
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I was at a costume party, and someone showed up dressed as a witch. I asked her if she had a spell to make my student loans disappear. She just laughed and said, "I'm not a miracle worker; I'm just here for the free candy.
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Ever notice how witches always cackle when they're up to something? I tried doing that once when I successfully microwaved popcorn without burning it. Let's just say my roommates were more confused than impressed.
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I was watching a documentary about witches the other day, and apparently, they used to brew potions in cauldrons. I can barely make instant noodles without burning the pot. I guess that's why they call it "witchcraft" and not "microwaving.
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Witches are all about casting spells, right? I wish I had that power. I'd be in the grocery store like, "Abracadabra! Turn this kale into pizza, and voila, a magical diet plan!
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If witches had a dating app, I bet their profile would say, "Enjoys long broomstick rides, potion-making, and dramatic entrances. Looking for someone who's not afraid of commitment or a little hocus-pocus.
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Witches are known for their pointy hats, right? I tried wearing one once, thinking it would make me look mysterious. But instead, people just kept asking me where my broomstick was, and I had to explain that Amazon doesn't deliver magical transportation.
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You know, witches have a bad rap for being evil, but have you ever seen one at a bake sale? They make the most incredible cookies. I guess when you've been around for centuries, you perfect the art of chocolate chip enchantment.
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