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You know you're an adult when your biggest wish is that the wishbone actually works, and you get your student loans magically paid off. Sorry, Genie, you've been replaced by poultry dreams.
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You ever notice how the wishbone is like the original Tinder for chickens? Two birds swipe right on the same dream, and then it's just a wing-and-a-prayer for who gets lucky!
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The wishbone is the original democratic process in the bird kingdom. It's like, "Alright, who wants the bigger half? Let's settle this like civilized fowls. No more squawking, just equality and a crispy skin victory!
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I tried using a wishbone to make decisions in my life, but all it gave me was a 50/50 chance of regret. Now I just stick to the classic decision-making strategy of flipping a coin – at least that way, I can blame fate for my bad choices!
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You know you're in a serious relationship when you're willing to share your wish with your significant other during the wishbone tug-of-war. Forget joint bank accounts, this is the true test of unity.
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Ever notice how the wishbone is the chicken version of a fortune cookie? Except instead of a vague prophecy, you just get the joy of winning a tiny battle and feeling like a champion until you realize it's just a bone.
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I love how the wishbone is the one bone we all fight over. You never see people wrestling for the last rib at a barbecue. But give them a wishbone, and suddenly it's a gladiator match in the dining room.
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The wishbone is like nature's way of saying, "Hey, you survived another meal without choking on a bone. Now, let's see if you can handle the psychological trauma of potential disappointment in the wish department.
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Breaking the wishbone is the original trust fall. You and your sibling close your eyes, pull apart, and hope that neither of you will let go until the wish is granted. It's like a team-building exercise for the family dinner table.
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