5 Jokes For Wiser

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 29 2025

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Aging Smartphone

The smartphone thinks it's wiser with age, but it's just slow.
My phone is like a wise old sage, dispensing advice like, "Don't drop me; it's bad for my health." Yeah, right, because you're so delicate and wise!

Library Book

The library book feels wiser because it's been read by many.
The librarian said, "Handle the book with care; it's very wise." I thought, "If it's so smart, maybe it can help me with my taxes!

GPS Navigator

The GPS navigator believes it's wiser than the driver.
I asked my GPS for advice on life decisions. It said, "In 500 feet, make a U-turn if possible." Yeah, real helpful, thanks!

Wisdom Tooth

The wisdom tooth thinks it's wiser than the rest.
I asked my wisdom tooth for some life advice. It said, "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the mouth!

Fortune Cookie

The fortune cookie believes it holds the key to ultimate wisdom.
My fortune cookie tried to one-up me with its wisdom. I said, "You might have a fortune, but I have a 401(k). Let's see who's wiser in the long run!

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