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Why did the computer wink? Because someone had something in its eye – a byte!
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Why did the cyclops stop winking? Because he couldn't keep an eye on his love life!
Wink Wars
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I tried having a wink-off with a friend the other day. You know, just for fun. Turns out, we both blinked at the same time and collided foreheads. Now we're starting a support group for victims of accidental wink wars. We call it Bump and Wink.
Wink Training Camp
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I'm thinking of starting a Wink Training Camp. You know, teach people how to wink with style. We'll have drills, exercises, and a final exam where you have to flirt your way out of a paper bag. It's all fun and games until someone accidentally flirts with the instructor.
Wink, Blink, Nod
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I tried combining a wink, a blink, and a nod in one smooth motion. It looked less like smooth communication and more like I was having a mild stroke. Now I've got people avoiding me, not out of fear, but because they're worried I might be contagious with awkwardness.
The Winking Dilemma
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You ever notice how winking has become the most confusing form of communication? I mean, is someone being friendly or are they just trying to get that rogue eyelash out? I never know if I should smile back or start an impromptu eye-exam!
Wink GPS
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I wish there was a GPS for winks. Like, In 500 feet, wink seductively. In 200 feet, throw in a smirk. Arriving at destination, unleash the full charm. Unfortunately, my wink GPS seems to be permanently set on recalculating.
The Wink Code
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I've been trying to crack the code of winking. Like, is there a manual for this somewhere? I imagine it would read, If you want to be suave, wink with your right eye. If you want to be mysterious, use the left. If you want to be confusing, alternate rapidly and hope for the best.
Wink or Tweak?
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I can never tell if someone's winking at me or if they've just got a nervous twitch. The other day, I responded to a stranger's wink with a thumbs up. They responded with an awkward salute. Now we're pen pals. It's like Morse code, but with facial expressions.
Wink Selfie
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I tried taking a selfie the other day, and mid-wink, I poked myself in the eye. Now I have a selfie that perfectly captures the moment of regret. It's like a visual representation of my attempts at being cool.
The Wink Workout
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I heard winking burns calories, so I've been winking my way to fitness. I've lost three pounds in the last month, but I've also gained a reputation for being the person who winks at their salad. I call it the Eye-Solated Diet.
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