7 Jokes For Wind Up

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Updated on: Feb 22 2025

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I told my computer I needed a break, and it responded with a 'wind'-ows update! I guess technology knows when to wind down.
I bought a fan because I wanted someone who would always be there to listen. Turns out, it just blows everything out of proportion!
What did the wind say to the sun? 'You need to lighten up, I'm just breezing through!
Why did the wind apply for a job? It wanted to blow away the competition!
I have a friend who's a professional yo-yo player. He's really good at winding things up – especially conversations!
I wanted to tell you a joke about an elevator, but it's an uplifting experience. Let's stick to wind-ups!
My friend claims he can throw a boomerang further than I can. I told him it's just a matter of how well you wind up the conversation!

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