8 Jokes For Wife Fishing

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Updated on: Aug 09 2024

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Why did the wife bring a calendar to the fishing trip? To keep track of all the dates she's gone fishing!
Why did the wife bring a pencil to the fishing trip? To draw in the fish!
Why did the wife bring a pillow to the fishing trip? In case she caught a catfish and needed to take a catnap!
My wife caught a fish that was so big, even the fish tales are telling stories about it!
My wife caught more fish than me on our last trip. She's really a master at baiting!
My wife said she wanted to go ice fishing. I told her it's a bit cold, but she insisted she wanted to break the ice!
I asked my wife why she loves fishing so much. She said, 'It's the only time I get to scale things down!
I took my wife fishing, and she said, 'I'm so good at this, I could make a living!' I guess she's a professional fish-ionista!

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