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Why did the banana apply for medical school? It wanted to become a banana-doc-tor.
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Why did the banana get a second opinion? It wanted a peel-iminary diagnosis.
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Why did the banana bring a ladder to the doctor's office? It wanted to scale down its health issues.
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Why did the banana go to the doctor before the big race? It wanted to make sure it was in tip-top banana shape.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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I think the banana was just trying to prove it's not the only one with appealing qualities. It walks into the doctor's office and says, You know, people always say I'm a great source of potassium, but Doc, I'm more than just a bunch of nutrients. I've got layers!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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I bet it had an identity crisis. You know, it's surrounded by berries, apples, and oranges, and it's like, Am I a berry? Am I an apple? Maybe I'm an orange in disguise. The doctor's like, Calm down, you're a unique fruit in your own right!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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Maybe it heard the doctor was a great peeler and wanted some expert advice on how to gracefully shed its skin. I can imagine it saying, Doc, I need your help - I'm tired of looking like I got into a fight with a blender every time I undress!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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Maybe it wanted to discuss its life choices. Doc, I've been hanging out in lunchboxes and smoothies for years. Do you think I missed my chance to be a rockstar? Should I have gone for the tropical fruit career instead?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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I bet it had a tough day at the grocery store. You know, people just squeezing and poking at it, checking for ripeness. The banana's like, Enough is enough! I'm going to a professional who knows how to treat a fruit with respect!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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You know, I never thought I'd have to consult a banana about its medical decisions. I mean, I get it, life can be a-peeling, but going to the doctor? Does it need a prescription for more slip or something?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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Maybe it was just trying to avoid a bad split. Doc, I've been hanging out with this bunch for too long, and I think I need some time on my own. Can you write me a prescription for solo ripening and self-discovery?
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Maybe it overheard that laughter is the best medicine and thought, Well, I'm a fruity jokester - might as well get a prescription for more puns! Can you imagine a banana telling knock-knock jokes in the waiting room?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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Maybe it was feeling a bit yellow and wanted to rule out any serious cases of potassium deficiency. Doctor Banana would be like, I recommend a daily dose of sunlight and a good laugh - you know, the fruit equivalent of vitamin D!
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