2 Jokes For Whose Line Is It Anyway

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Updated on: Jan 12 2025

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Let's talk about responsibility. If someone throws out a line and it falls flat, whose fault is it anyway? Is it the comedian's fault for delivering it poorly, or is it the audience's fault for not getting it? I mean, I've seen some jokes crash and burn so hard; I'm convinced they were hand-me-downs from a bad joke clearance sale.
I want to see a courtroom drama where a comedian is on trial for a terrible punchline, and they're pointing fingers at the audience. "Your Honor, it's not my fault! They just didn't appreciate the nuanced humor of my knock-knock joke!
Imagine if dating worked like an improv show. You're on a date, and suddenly someone yells, "Switch!" and you have to continue the conversation in a different accent. Or there's a buzzer, and you have to come up with a pick-up line on the spot. "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Ding, ding, ding! Nailed it!"
I think relationships would be a lot more interesting if we added an improv element. Instead of flowers, you could just present your partner with a prop and say, "Make me laugh, and you get dessert." It's like a romantic game show where the prize is love and the consolation prize is a lifetime supply of dad jokes.

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