7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For whoops

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I accidentally wore two different shoes to work. My boss said it shows I can think on my feet.

I accidentally wore my slippers to the grocery store. I got some weird looks – apparently, 'aisle runway' isn't a thing.

I mistakenly used my cat's shampoo. Now I have a purr-fectly shiny coat.

I accidentally told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I tried to catch some fog yesterday, but I mist.

I accidentally locked my keys inside my car with the engine running. It's now my personal 'auto-pilot.

I accidentally stepped on my cat's tail. Now he gives me looks that could kill – one of his nine lives is a death stare.

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