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The Whooping Crane Stand-Up Comic
Making bird jokes without offending the audience
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Whooping crane walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long neck?" The crane replies, "Why the short feathers?" It's tough being a stand-up bird; everyone's a critic, especially the ducks.
The Whooping Crane Therapist
Helping whooping cranes cope with identity issues
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Therapist to whooping crane: "You need to spread your wings and fly!" Crane replies, "But what if I just want to stay in my nest and binge-watch 'Birdflix'? Is that okay?" Even whooping cranes need a Netflix and nest day.
The Confused Birdwatcher
Trying to identify a whooping crane
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I tried teaching my friend about whooping cranes, but he got confused. He thought "whooping" was a new dance move, so now he's out there in the field, doing the crane dance, trying to impress the birds.
The Jealous Pigeon
Feeling inferior to the majestic whooping crane
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Pigeons have a support group for dealing with their inferiority complex. They call it "Short Birds Anonymous." Their mantra is, "I am a proud pigeon, even if I can't soar with the whooping cranes. At least I can dive-bomb tourists.
The Disappointed Zookeeper
Dealing with the whooping crane's lack of party tricks
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The zookeeper said, "I tried to get the whooping crane to do a backflip. It looked at me like I was asking it to solve a complex math problem. I guess cranes are more about elegance than acrobatics.
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