7 Jokes For Whimsical

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Updated on: Jan 14 2025

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
Why don't we ever see giraffes in elementary school? Because they're all in high school!
I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats!
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!

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