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I think the real question is, did the chicken lay the egg or did it hire a professional egg-layer? Like, was there a poultry temp agency back in the day? "Need eggs ASAP? Call Clucky Temps!
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You ever notice how the chicken and the egg debate is like the original version of "Who unfollowed who first on social media?" It's ancient drama, just with feathers and yolks.
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You know, I've been pondering the age-old question lately - which came first, the chicken or the egg? I mean, who's the genius that decided to make breakfast a philosophical debate? I just wanted an omelet, not an existential crisis!
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So, the chicken or the egg dilemma is like the original version of "What came first, the text or the autocorrect?" I bet early humans had some hilarious typos in their cave paintings.
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I asked my friend the other day, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" He looked at me dead serious and said, "Obviously, the chicken. Eggs can't cross roads without getting fried.
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I tried to impress my date by asking a deep philosophical question: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" She looked at me and said, "Honestly, I'm just wondering if you can order without asking weird questions.
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I was in the grocery store, standing in front of the egg section, contemplating life. The lady next to me said, "Having a tough decision there?" I replied, "Yeah, this is like the Olympics for breakfast – the chicken or the egg, the ultimate showdown.
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My nephew asked me the other day, "Uncle, which came first, the chicken or the egg?" I told him, "Buddy, in my life, it's whichever one I can cook faster when I'm hungry. Dinner waits for no philosophical debate!
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I was at a diner the other day, and the waiter asked me if I wanted the chicken or the egg dish. I said, "I don't know, man. Which one is more experienced in the culinary arts? I don't want a rookie on my plate!
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