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Why did the vowel refuse to join the WhatsApp chat? It wanted to keep its 'individuality'!
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Why don’t English professors trust WhatsApp? They fear it might lead to 'textbook' examples!
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Why did the punctuation mark break up with the English language? It wasn't getting any space on WhatsApp!
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Why did the synonym break up with WhatsApp? It felt like it was always repeating itself!
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I told my friend a joke about WhatsApp, but it took too long to type. It was too much of a forward message!
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Why did the period join the WhatsApp group? It wanted to stay in the conversation!
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I'm convinced that autocorrect has a hidden agenda. It's not just trying to correct my spelling; it's actively trying to spice up my conversations. I once tried to say, Let's meet at the park, and it changed it to, Let's meet at the pancake. I mean, who wouldn't want to have a rendezvous at the pancake? Much more exciting!
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You know your life is in shambles when autocorrect starts suggesting emojis instead of words. I tried to tell my friend I was going through a tough time, and my phone was like, How about a crying face emoji? Thanks, phone, because nothing says 'existential crisis' like a tiny digital tear.
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I love how we have read receipts, but we still can't read minds. Seen at 7:30 PM doesn't tell me why you're ignoring me, Karen! Maybe my joke about ducks wasn't that funny, but you could at least send an emoji to let me know.
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WhatsApp group chats are the real test of your friendships. It's like being in a room with all your friends, but you can't escape. Someone sends a message, and suddenly, it's a battle between the GIF enthusiasts, the emoji artists, and the one person who replies with just lol. It's a virtual circus, and I'm the clown trying to keep up.
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I feel like autocorrect has become my overprotective mother. I can't even swear properly without it jumping in to save the day. I tried typing ducking, and my phone was like, Did you mean 'ducking'? No, phone, I meant exactly what I typed! Stop judging my potty mouth.
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WhatsApp has turned us all into private investigators. Last seen at 2:00 AM. Oh, really? You were just checking the time, right? We've become the Sherlock Holmes of modern relationships, analyzing online statuses and reading between the blue ticks.
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WhatsApp is the only place where 'You're' and 'Your' have a gladiator-style showdown every day. It's like a linguistic MMA match, and my fingers are the contenders. I type 'you're,' and autocorrect is like, Did you mean 'your'? No, I meant 'you're,' autocorrect! Stop trying to turn me into a grammar convict!
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WhatsApp is the only place where 'lol' has lost all meaning. I could be sitting here stone-faced, and someone sends a mildly amusing message, and suddenly I'm typing 'lol.' It's become a social obligation, like saying 'bless you' when someone sneezes. I acknowledge your attempt at humor; here's a courtesy 'lol' for you.
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You ever notice how WhatsApp is like a linguistic battlefield? It's the only place where English language rules go out the window, and it's like the United Nations of typos. I mean, if misspelling words was an Olympic sport, we'd all be gold medalists by now. My autocorrect has become my worst enemy; it's like having a drunk friend proofread your messages.
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Have you ever sent a message and immediately regretted it because autocorrect decided to play its own version of Mad Libs? I once told my boss I'd be farting in instead of participating in a meeting. It's a good thing my boss has a sense of humor; otherwise, I might be farting out of a job right now.
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