5 Jokes For Whatever Floats Your Boat

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 28 2025

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The Fisherman

Trying to impress with a big catch, but it's just a fish.
My friend said, "Whatever floats your boat." So, I bought a yacht. Now I'm just floating in debt, and my boat isn't the only thing sinking.

The Iceberg Sculptor

Creating a masterpiece while hoping it doesn't melt too soon.
My friend said, "Whatever floats your boat." So, I sculpted a boat out of ice. It floated for a minute before I realized it was more of a Titanic tribute than a masterpiece.

The DIY Raft Builder

Building a boat from scratch and hoping it doesn't sink.
I built a raft out of old barrels and wood. It floated for a bit until the wood swelled up. Now it's more of a stationary art piece in my backyard.

The Hot Air Balloon Enthusiast

Wanting to soar high, but dealing with the inevitable deflation.
Thought I'd impress my crush by taking her on a hot air balloon ride. Little did I know, my love life would mimic the balloon—full of hot air and gradually losing altitude.

The Paper Boat Sailor

Navigating the high seas with a fragile paper boat.
Decided to enter a paper boat race. My boat had the best strategy—fold under pressure and hope for a miracle.

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