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Ever thought about the pressure on fish? They don't even get individual names. "What do you call a fish?" "Just fish." It's like being called "Human" your entire life. Tough luck!
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Fish must have the most confusing family reunions. Imagine the conversations: "So, what's your cousin?" "A catfish." "What about your uncle?" "A swordfish." "And you?" "Just a fish.
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Fish must throw parties and struggle with guest lists. "Hey, invite the fish!" "Which fish?" "Just any fish! They all seem to answer to it.
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Have you noticed how fish have the most unimaginative names? "What do you call a fish?" "Oh, you know, a cod, a bass, a trout... I guess someone just gave up on creativity that day.
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You ever wonder about the naming process for fish? I mean, who decided to call them fish? "Hey, look at that thing swimming. What do you call it?" "Uh, fish?" "Perfect! Let's go with that!
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Fish must have really low self-esteem with such generic names. Imagine their therapy sessions: "I'm having an identity crisis. I feel so... fishy.
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Naming fish must have been the laziest brainstorming session ever. "What should we call it?" "I don't know, something quick and easy?" "Fish?" "Nailed it!
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Fish are like the unsung heroes of the water world. Imagine the meetings between marine creatures: "What do you call that aquatic creature?" "A dolphin." "That?" "A shark." "And that small thing?" "Oh, that's just a fish.
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You know, I've always wondered if there's a fish out there questioning its identity crisis. Swimming around like, "Am I a bass? A carp? What's my label? Fish, I guess?
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