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What do you call a deer?
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You ever wonder what deer talk about in the forest? I imagine they gather around, and one of them goes, Hey guys, what do you call a deer with no eyes? And then they all burst into laughter, and the poor blind deer is just standing there like, I don't get it, but I'm glad you guys are having a good time!
What do you call a deer?
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I asked a deer, What do you call a deer with excellent manners? It looked at me with a twinkle in its eye and said, Oh, that's a doe-lightful gentleman. Well played, Bambi, well played.
What do you call a deer?
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Have you ever thought about how deer must feel about those What do you call jokes? I mean, they probably have their own version like, What do you call a human with no antlers? They're just standing there shaking their heads, thinking, Humans, always making jokes at our expense.
What do you call a deer?
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Ever asked a deer, What do you call a deer with a crown? It thought for a moment and replied, Oh, that's a reindeer, of course! I guess even deer appreciate a good pun during the holidays.
What do you call a deer?
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You know, I asked a deer the other day, What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? It looked at me with that confused expression and said, I don't know, but I bet it can't buck or see. Touche, Mr. Deer, touche.
What do you call a deer?
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So, I asked a deer, What do you call a deer with a great sense of humor? It stared at me for a moment and then replied, Oh, that's a real buckaroo! I guess they have their own stand-up comedy circuit in the woods.
What do you call a deer?
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You ever play the What do you call a deer game with an actual deer? I did, and when I asked, What do you call a deer with a sunburn? It looked at me and said, A roe-sun. I didn't know deer had puns ready to go!
What do you call a deer?
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I was chatting with a deer, and I said, What do you call a deer who can sing? It looked at me and said, Oh, that's a melodoeus songster. I had no idea they were so musically inclined in the animal kingdom.
What do you call a deer?
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I asked a deer, What do you call a deer with a great fashion sense? It gazed into the distance and said, That's a well-dressed doe, my friend. I didn't realize they had a deer fashionista society.
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