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Cows are living proof that meditation works. Just watch them in the field, completely zen, finding inner peace one chew at a time.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new lawnmower. It's like, "Check out that precision, honey! We're cutting grass like a dairy farmer herding cows.
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Have you ever noticed that cows always seem to have this nonchalant expression on their faces? It's like they've mastered the art of casual grazing and couldn't be bothered by the udder chaos around them.
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You ever wonder what cows discuss during their secret society meetings? I bet it's just endless debates on the proper way to chew cud. "Moo or not moo, that is the question!
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What do you call a cow that's a fantastic musician? A moo-sician! Bet it plays the moo-saxophone like a pro.
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Do you think cows have their own version of Yelp for rating the best pastures? "Four out of five hooves, great grass, would graze again.
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I heard they're training cows to be motivational speakers. Can you imagine it? "Moo-ve over negativity, embrace the pasture-possibilities, and always strive for greener grass!
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If cows could send texts, I imagine they'd use a lot of "moojis." You know, those little emoji icons with a cow twist – the laughing cow, the cool cow, and of course, the mysterious moo-detective.
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Have you ever tried to have a staring contest with a cow? It's impossible; they've got those big, soulful eyes that make you feel like you owe them money.
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