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The Claustrophobic Comedian
Feeling like a human sausage casing
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I didn't know my wetsuit had a secret talent: turning me into a human balloon. I hit the water, and suddenly I'm floating like a buoy. The fishes were probably placing bets on whether I'd deflate before reaching the shore.
The Romantic Seashell
Disappointed by the lack of romance in wetsuit encounters
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Humans talk about their "deep sea adventures" in wetsuits. From my perspective, it's more like a bad episode of a reality show – awkward encounters, strange outfits, and no real plot. Step up your underwater romance game, humans!
The Fashionista Fish
Disapproving of the wetsuit's lack of style
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Humans are so proud of their wetsuits, they strut around like they're on a fashion runway. Meanwhile, we fish are watching from below, thinking, "What is this, an audition for 'Seas Got Talent'?
The Overconfident Swimmer
Believing the wetsuit will turn them into Aquaman
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I was so pumped with my new wetsuit that I tried to challenge a dolphin to a race. Little did I know, dolphins don't speak "wetsuit enthusiast." I'm pretty sure it laughed at me.
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