7+ Best One Liners Jokes For way out

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's really uplifting!

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I decided to rise to the occasion.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug; she said, 'You're one of them.'

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats!

I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but it's tough to find good players.

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