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Water Park Food Vendor
Trying to sell food that's both appealing and won't melt in the scorching sun
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I overheard someone say, "I want a hot dog at a water park." Dude, we can barely keep the ice pops from becoming lukewarm soup. Save the hot dogs for winter.
Janitor
Cleaning up after water park guests without getting soaked
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I asked my boss for a hazard pay raise because I have to deal with slippery floors all day. He said, "If you fall, just do it gracefully, and maybe we'll consider it." Gracefully? I'm a janitor, not a ballerina!
Lifeguard
Trying to look cool while maintaining safety
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I overheard a lifeguard complaining about having to blow their whistle all day. I'm thinking, "You chose a job at a water park, not a library. What did you expect, silent splash alerts?
Parent
Trying to keep track of your kids while enjoying the water park
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You know you're a parent at a water park when your search history is 90% "How to distinguish between my kid's scream of joy and scream of terror.
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