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The Nutcracker
The frustration of not being able to crack a tough nut
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I tried to impress someone by cracking a walnut with my bare hands. Turns out, walnuts are the superheroes of the nut world. It felt like my hand went through superhero training, and the walnut just stood there, unscathed.
The Mystery Detective
Solving the case of the missing walnuts
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I walked into the crime scene, and there were walnut shells everywhere. It was like the nut version of a horror movie. I felt like I was in "The Walnuting Dead.
The Walnut Tree
The pressure of being the source of all walnuts
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Walnut trees must be the therapists of the forest. All the animals come to them with their problems. "Oh, Mr. Walnut Tree, I have a nutty situation!" The tree's just sitting there, thinking, "I'm nuts for signing up for this.
The Squirrel
The competition for the last walnut
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Squirrels must be the ultimate foodies. They bury their nuts like it's some secret recipe. Imagine if they had a cooking show: "Welcome to 'Nutty Delights,' where we teach you how to bury your nuts in style!
The Nutritionist
Convincing people that walnuts are the ultimate superfood
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I tried to convince my friend to switch to walnuts instead of chips. She looked at me and said, "But chips taste better." I replied, "Well, walnuts taste like success, and that's better than any flavor!
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