7 Jokes For Walk Into

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Updated on: Jun 29 2024

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I decided to walk into a bookshop and asked the owner where the self-help section was. He said, 'If I told you, it would defeat the purpose!
I walked into a pet store and asked for a dog. The cashier said, 'We don't sell dogs here.' I replied, 'That's ruff.
I walked into a math class and asked if there was a solution for my fear of numbers. The teacher said, 'Count on it!
I walked into the gym and asked if they had a program for bodybuilders. The receptionist said, 'Certainly, it's called 'lift things up and put them down!
Why did the scarecrow decide to walk into the field? It heard it was outstanding in its field!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! I guess it wasn't ready for a Caesar stroll.
I walked into a music store and asked if they had any books on paranoia. The cashier whispered, 'They're right behind you!

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