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What do you call a Vulcan who can play a musical instrument? A Spock-and-roll musician!
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A Vulcan chef's favorite cooking method? Stirring things up with a mind-melding spoon!
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Why did the Vulcan apply for a job at the bakery? Because he wanted to live long and prosper-dough!
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I told my Vulcan friend he should become a gardener. He said, 'Fascinating. I'll plant logical plants – Spock-choke and Sur-vine.
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What's a Vulcan's favorite game? Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock – it's only logical!
Vulcan Vocal Exercises
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I tried taking a Vulcan singing class. The instructor said, Logic is the key to perfect pitch. But all it did was turn our choir into a bunch of emotionless robots singing about the mathematical beauty of middle C.
Vulcan Vacuum
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My vacuum cleaner has a Vulcan mode, and I thought, finally, a vacuum that can suck up dirt with pure logic. Turns out, it just stands there and raises an eyebrow at the dust, questioning its existence.
Vulcan Versus Zombies
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I tried watching a zombie movie with a Vulcan friend. Every time a zombie appeared, they'd critique the poor logic of the undead and suggest more efficient ways to achieve brain consumption. Needless to say, movie night was a disaster.
Vulcan Virtual Reality
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I got a Vulcan-themed virtual reality headset. Instead of immersive experiences, it just simulated a Vulcan debate about the pros and cons of virtual reality. Turns out, even in the virtual world, logic reigns supreme.
Vulcan Vexations
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You know, I recently discovered that my toaster has a setting called Vulcan. I thought it would make my toast logical and emotionless, but all it did was burn it and tell me I'm not worthy of its perfect toastiness.
Vulcan Valentine's
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I tried using the Vulcan approach in my last relationship. Instead of saying I love you, I'd just give the Vulcan salute and say, Live long and prosper. Needless to say, my dating life is now in a galaxy far, far away.
Vulcan Vehicle Woes
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I bought a car with a Vulcan navigation system. It promised a logical route to my destination. But instead, it took me through a scenic route of intergalactic thrift stores and logical detours that made me question my choice of vehicle.
Vulcan Vacation
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I booked a Vulcan-themed vacation. I thought it would be all about exploring new worlds and seeking out strange civilizations. Turns out, it was just a tour of logical points of interest, like the library and the local DMV.
Vulcan Victory Dance
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I taught my cat a Vulcan victory dance. Now, every time he catches a mouse, he gives me the Vulcan salute. I guess he's just reminding me who's in charge of the household logic.
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