5 Jokes About Volume

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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Library Liberator

Embracing silence vs. Uncontrollable noise
I realized I'm the human equivalent of the 'Volume Up' button in the library. My apologies to all the bookmarks I've startled.

Tech Troubles

Tech that whispers vs. Devices That Scream
The TV remote's 'volume up' button seems to have a mind of its own. It's a magician, making whispers sound like rock concerts.

Party Planner

Party Vibes vs. Neighbors' Peaceful Night
Hosting a quiet party is like trying to find a unicorn. It's a mythical quest that usually ends with someone shouting, 'Turn it up!'

Fitness Fanatic

Pumping up the music vs. Neighbors Not Pumped
I'm starting to think my neighbors secretly want to join my workout sessions. Why else would they mimic my treadmill's rhythm by banging on their ceiling?

Parental Pandemonium

Quiet vs. Kids' Eardrum-Testing Decibels
As a parent, my volume control strategy is simple: I just yell louder than the kids until they can hear my silence.

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