5 Jokes For Viva

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 01 2024

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Viva La Buffet Chef

Balancing customer expectations with the limitations of a buffet
People always want to know the secret ingredient in our dishes. I told this one lady, "It's a blend of love, spices, and the tears of people who couldn't finish the dessert section. It's called 'emotional flavoring.'

Viva La Fitness Instructor

Dealing with out-of-shape clients who think "Viva" stands for "Very Intense Vigorous Aerobics"
I had this guy complain that our fitness routine was too routine. He said, "Where's the excitement, the thrill?" I told him, "This is a gym, not a circus. We're here to lose weight, not find the missing elephants.

Viva La Wedding Photographer

Capturing the perfect moments amid eccentric wedding requests
I had a groom who insisted on a superhero-themed wedding. He wanted to be Batman, and his bride was supposed to be Wonder Woman. I thought, "Well, love is a battlefield, but I didn't know it came with a cape and a utility belt.

Viva Las Vegas Wedding Chapel Minister

Trying to keep a straight face during unusual requests
My favorite part is when couples ask for personalized vows. One guy told his bride, "I promise to let you be the boss, as long as you don't tell me to leave the poker table." I thought, "Well, that's one way to shuffle into marriage!

Viva La Uber Driver

Navigating the chaos of the Las Vegas Strip traffic
I had a bachelorette party pile into my car, and they asked if I had any party tricks. I said, "Sure, I can make this car disappear into the traffic jam. Ta-da!

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