5 Jokes About Viola

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Updated on: Sep 16 2024

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The Standoff with Technology

When a viola player tries to use a smartphone app designed for violins.
My phone's virtual assistant doesn't understand viola players. I asked it to set a reminder, and it replied, "Reminder: You should've played the violin instead.

The Accidental Virtuoso

Trying to convince people that playing the wrong notes on the viola is just a unique form of self-expression.
I accidentally played a jazz riff during a classical concert. The conductor was furious, but I told him it was just my inner improvisation artist breaking free.

The Size Matters Advocate

Dealing with the stigma of playing a "big" instrument in a world obsessed with smaller ones.
I told my friend I play the viola, and they said, "Oh, like a big violin?" No, like a violin that ate its vegetables!

The Identity Crisis

When a viola player struggles to explain what a viola is to people who only know about violins.
Explaining the viola is like describing a color no one has seen. "It's like a violin but more viola-y, you know?

The Confused Musician

When a viola player mistakes their instrument for a giant violin.
Playing the viola is like trying to find the TV remote. You're never quite sure if it's under the couch or if someone took it to play classical music.

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