10 Jokes About Valentines Day Tagalog

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Updated on: Jul 06 2025

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Heart-shaped Balut

I wanted to get creative last Valentine's Day, so I thought, What's more romantic than a heart-shaped gift? But let me tell you, giving her a heart-shaped Balut was a gamble. I still can't tell if she loved it or wanted to break up!

Lost in Translation

You know, Valentine's Day can be tricky. Especially when your partner decides to say I love you in Tagalog. I was like, Mahal kita... is that a threat or a declaration? Either way, it's cheaper than sending roses!

The Balikbayan Box

I tried being romantic one Valentine's Day. Thought I'd surprise my partner with a Balikbayan box. Turns out, it's not as romantic when you fill it with canned goods and pasalubong. Happy Valentine's! Here's some dried mango!

The Tagalog Flirt

Trying to flirt in Tagalog on Valentine's Day? It's like playing poker. You think you're holding the winning hand, but then she replies with a wink and a mukhang pera ka ba? Now you're just hoping she's referencing a love song!

The Tagalog Love Song

Ever tried singing a Tagalog love song on Valentine's Day? It's like trying to decode a secret message. She's melting, but I'm thinking, Am I singing about love or ordering from a Filipino menu?

The Tagalog Text

I thought I'd spice things up by sending her a romantic text in Tagalog. But auto-correct had other plans. Instead of saying I love you, it sent, Gutom na ako. Now, every Valentine's Day, she sends me pictures of food, just to remind me!

The Filipino Romeo

I tried being the Filipino Romeo once. Wrote her a love letter in Tagalog. She read it and said, This is beautiful, but you do realize Google Translate isn't the most romantic way to say 'I love you,' right?

The Karaoke Love

You haven't experienced Valentine's Day until you've tried a romantic duet at a Filipino karaoke bar. But let me tell you, when she starts singing, and you realize you don't know the next line, that's when you wish love had subtitles!

Romance and Reservations

Valentine's Day dinner reservations are like trying to win the lottery. Especially when you're trying to book a table at a Filipino restaurant and they're like, Sorry, sir, we're fully booked. I'm like, But I wanted to surprise her with some adobo!

Love, Filipino Style

In the Philippines, Valentine's Day is a big deal. But let me tell you, trying to navigate love with a Filipino partner on that day is like playing a game of sawsawan. One wrong move and you're in hot sauce!

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