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Darth Vader's Therapist
Helping Vader cope with his dark side
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I suggested he try meditation to calm his mind. Now, every time he meditates, the room gets a little too forceful.
Darth Vader's GPS Voice
Giving directions with a menacing tone
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Imagine taking a wrong turn, and Vader's voice says, "You have failed me for the last time, driver." No pressure.
Darth Vader's Dating Coach
Helping Vader find love in a galaxy far, far away
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I advised him to be mysterious and aloof. Now he just stands in the corner, breathing heavily. Not the kind of mysterious I had in mind.
Darth Vader's Barber
Trying to give Vader a haircut without removing the helmet
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I asked him if he wanted his hair shorter at the back. He replied, "No, just make it a little more 'Sithy.' Whatever that means.
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