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The Self-Driving Car Update
When your car's AI gets a little too confident.
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**"My car thinks it's got a PhD in decision-making. It's like, 'I've calculated the most efficient route for you.' I just want to go to the grocery store, not participate in a math Olympiad.
The Overzealous Software Update
When your phone insists on updating at the worst possible time.
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**"My phone updated so often; I'm starting to think it's running for office. Next time it asks, I'm gonna vote 'No' on the update. I don't want my phone turning into a politician – always promising change but never delivering.
The Social Media Update
When social media algorithms become too nosy.
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**"I updated my profile picture, and suddenly, everyone's a critic. 'Is that a new haircut?' No, it's just a really good filter. Next time, I'm posting in disguise – maybe a mustache and sunglasses.
The Home Assistant Update
When your virtual assistant gets too comfortable.
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**"I told my smart fridge I was on a diet, and now it won't stop judging me every time I open the door. 'Are you sure you need that ice cream? Summer is coming, you know.' It's colder in my kitchen than the Arctic now.
The Fitness App Update
When your fitness app becomes your personal trainer and life coach.
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I told my fitness app I was tired, and it replied, 'The only bad workout is the one that didn't happen.' I guess it missed the memo on rest days. Next time, I'm telling it I'm training for a nap marathon.
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