9 Jokes For Unzip

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Jul 23 2024

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Why did the tailor always carry a zipper? He believed in being 'sew' prepared!
Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many emotional 'unzip' issues.
Why did the belt break up with the zipper? It just couldn't hold things together anymore!
Why did the jeans get invited to all the parties? They knew how to 'unzip' the fun!
I asked my zipper for relationship advice. It said, 'Sometimes you just have to let things slide.
Why did the zipper start a band? It wanted to 'unzip' the music industry!
I accidentally wore mismatched socks today. My zipper called me out, saying, 'You've got to coordinate your threads!
My zipper and I have a great relationship. It's always there for me, even when things are a little rough!
I accidentally put my hoodie in the wash with my headphones. Now it's stuck on shuffle!

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