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Updated on: Jun 14 2024

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. It's a hard drive with a soft spot for travel!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! It couldn't ketchup with its emotions.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised! It was a high-brow moment.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Atoms are the real drama queens of the universe.

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