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You ever wish life had an upvote button? Like, you do something cool, and instead of claps, you just get a bunch of people going, "Upvote! Upvote!" It would make job interviews so much easier. "Tell us why you're the perfect candidate." "Well, last week I made an excellent sandwich. Upvote for sandwich skills!" I think Unidan was onto something. We need to bring the upvote mentality into our daily lives. Imagine going to a restaurant, and instead of tipping, you just upvote the waiter. "Great service! Five stars! Would dine again!"
And relationships would be so much simpler. No more guessing if your partner is happy. Just a quick upvote at the end of the day. "Solid relationship, would love again.
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So, I hired a ghostwriter recently. You know, because I'm a big shot comedian now. But here's the thing - having a ghostwriter is like having a roommate who never does the dishes. They leave all the dirty work for you. I got my notes from the ghostwriter, and they were just one word: "Unidan." That's it. I thought, "Is this a comedy set or a secret code?" Maybe Unidan is the secret to all humor. I could just go on stage and say, "Unidan," and everyone would burst into laughter. Comedy solved!
I confronted my ghostwriter about it, and they said, "Well, you wanted something that's universally funny, right?" Touche, ghostwriter. Touche.
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I think we should start a movement called "The Unidan Effect." It's where we all support each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. Your friend tells a bad joke? Upvote! Your co-worker makes terrible coffee? Upvote! Your grandma knits you an ugly sweater? Upvote and wear it with pride! Let's bring the positivity of the internet into the real world. If someone cuts you off in traffic, don't get mad, just roll down your window and shout, "Upvote for your amazing driving skills!" Maybe they'll be so confused they'll drive better next time.
In the end, we could all use a little more Unidan in our lives. Just remember, whether it's online or in person, sometimes the best response is an enthusiastic upvote.
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You guys remember Unidan? The Reddit legend who got caught using multiple accounts to upvote himself? Man, that's dedication. I can barely manage one social media account without feeling overwhelmed. Unidan was like the James Bond of the internet. Except instead of secret gadgets, he had upvote bots. And the audacity! Imagine if we applied Unidan's strategy to real life. Like, you're at a party, and you tell a joke, and it falls flat. Instead of awkward silence, you just hear a bunch of Unidan-like voices going, "Hilarious! This guy's a comedic genius!" That's the kind of support I need in my life.
But Unidan taught us an important lesson - never underestimate the power of a man and his desire for internet points. I bet if Unidan was around in the age of dinosaurs, he'd be upvoting himself for discovering fire. "Just made fire, guys! Upvote if you think it's lit!
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